A Real Rant
I’m end of season - it was a hard season, so hot and so dry - and I’m so so tired. That would make anyone a bit moany?? So here's a [...]
Tripling Down on Zinnias
So let's be more careful about labeling plants our grandparents grew as old-fashioned because, let's face it, Rick Danko was way the hell cooler than Taylor Swift and your grandmother was way the hell cooler than you. In fact, there's no possible way that the world's coolest millennial, or GenXer, or GenYer, or BroodXer, or whatever is even half as cool as the least cool person at Woodstock. If you exclude all the members of Sha Na Na. So don't give me no shit about Zinnias being old-fashioned. You should be so lucky to be that kind of old-fashioned.
Billy Goodnick on Bad Pruning: “Stop the Madness! Crimes Against Horticulture”
I take my work seriously Guest Rant by Billy Goodnick Come with me to the imaginary hearing called by the Senate Subcommittee on Crimes Against Horticulture. The hallowed [...]