Marianne has recently spent considerable time and effort sprucing up our shop page and making it useful for you.
It now contains a page telling you what tools each Ranter finds useful. And what books they love. So she wanted to know what tools I would recommend, and, as usual, I sort of went off piste, making recommendations which may well seem peculiar. And one of my very favourite tools is not for sale anywhere that I can see – Charles made it by modifying another tool.

The tool Charles modified.
So altogether I thought I should do some explaining of my choices.
Maybe someone might tell me where we could all get a tool of the kind Charles made. Or you may have a Handsome Helper of your own to do one for you.
It originally looked like this:

You will see that it has a useful – but intrusive – blade. Intrusive if you want to pull a weed with it.
It’s a pruner
and it enables you to chop things at a distance, which can be extraordinarily useful. Kind of like this. But I could see just how good it could be for weeding because I could sometimes manage to pull up a weed instead of chopping its head off. All a matter of angles, as my father used to say. It looked to me as if it would be easy to remove the blade from the pruner, so I asked Charles to do that, knowing how competent he is. It was not easy. It would not remove. He had to cut the sharp bit out, which was fiddly and difficult. But he did it and now mostly it will enable me to pull a weed out without bending down. Though, truth is that it still does sometimes decapitate by pulling the top off instead of pulling the plant out with its root. Just sometimes, but when the weed comes back I get a second go…

Looks like some prehistoric monster – but toothless now.
I have no idea why you don’t seem able to buy such a thing. There seems to be an assumption that you can lever a plant out, but that requires solid ground quite unlike a flowerbed. They should employ proper gardeners in their design departments.

Jaws shut. Looking miserable.
Then I might have suggested my favourite spade next.
It may be something called a drain spade, but as you see, it has a flat end, and it’s great at getting into difficult places. I couldn’t find one online. I bought mine at a flower show, years ago and I wish I could show you one you could buy. But someone may know of one? It has a nice comfortable handle, foot rests so you don’t split your shoes, and a nice pointy end. UPDATE! Ben has just told me who made my spade and I think you can still buy them – even in America. Here.

It may be a trench or a drain spade (or shovel??)
The next one was easy – the wonderful expanding hose.

Doesn’t look different from any old hose BUT:
The best thing about it is how light it is and how it doesn’t kink. And it’s fun to see it coil up again like a mad snake when you’re finished: though keep out of the way, because it goes bonkers, whipping around all over the place. It is a challenge getting it where you want it in the first place if you put a sprinkler on the end, because you can’t turn it on to make it expand without getting soaked. But if the sprinkler has a spike which will hold it secure against the pull of the expanding hose, you can take it to where you want it, stick it in the ground and return to turn on a suitably distant tap. Sorted!
But it does get leaks. We were delighted to discover you can repair these. Or, at least, Charles can. :-]
The video has subtitles (closed captions?)! These are the packets Charles shows:

Other hose repair kits are available. And he was gardening at this time, as you can see.
Finally, many of you will have one of these,
but may not have recognized what a wonderful garden tool they are.

Christopher Lloyd used to prat on about the importance of a garden notebook, and he would refuse to tell people plant names unless they had the means to write them down. He no doubt stood over them while they did it. Well, there’s still a bit of that goes on with our visitors, but at least these days they usually bring us a photo on their phone to identify. Soon they will all have the useful identify plants app, and not need us to help. Though they might need us to confirm, since such apps require some basic knowledge, being sometimes wildly out.
But more than all that, a phone is always in my pocket so that I can record what’s going on in the garden. What’s in flower. What looks good in winter. What needs doing. What insect/bee/fly is it. What plant works well with another. What is not working well, so I can puzzle over it. O – and (o, very rarely..) identify plants I’ve forgotten the name of. Or to discover if it’s a weed. And being a garden that we open, it also enables me to Instagram and Facebook garden pics in the hope that it may encourage people to visit us. But Marianne was clearly surprised that I wanted my phone on my recommended tool list. I think she may have a paper and pen notebook. I have one on my phone. I could probably speak to it but actually I just write things down.
And without my phone, how would I illustrate these posts for you?
I never have my phone in the garden. I don’t want to be bothered, and I’m one of those people who is unable to ignore a ringing phone. My hands are too filthy to use it. And I’m sure I would destroy it. Back hip pocket? Sit or fall on it. Front pocket? Fall out.
You’re working too hard!
But I believe (and hope) that only Charles has my mobile phone number: no-one rings me. I understand it’s now considered polite to text people to discover whether they can take a phone call. Good. But my answer will always be – write to me!
When I get my hands on your mobile number I will be WhatsApping you to kingdom come (probably best to keep it from me). 🙂 – MW
Yes, that’s right – Ben told me so too. (there’s a link in the text )
Love my recently broken trench shovel that my Dad made from a regular long shovel blade by cutting away the width of the blade to narrow it, as yours is. I think he may have done this to dig potatoes, but I used it heavily for everything for 20 years. I feel like I’ve lost a friend! I replaced it with a construction grade trenching shovel, but it is heavy to use & has a shorter handle. My broken shovel may become garden decor in my shed. Thanks Anne, for the recommendations!
It’s good to hear of another home made tool! Hope you manage to get a satisfactory replacement at last.
If no one comments on my contribution I’m going to be very disappointed and may throw a hissy fit.
I read the fucking instructions. Thank you, Charles.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – MW
Charles, you are obviously without equal. Not only do you figure out how to make something brilliant out of [almost] thin air, you grow stunning iris, mix a mean cocktail, AND converted a railway car into the best little home away from home/guest cottage that I have ever seen. I look forward to my next cozy visit! xoMW
I think this is actually the spade you have.
https://www.leevalley.com/en-ca/shop/garden/garden-care/spades/101289-radius-ergonomic-transplant-spade?item=PG104
Looks similar, if cleaner.
All hail the Root Slayer! It lives up to its name, slicing through thick roots and clay, even after years of hard use. Every person who has used mine has bought one for themselves.
Not surprised – it’s excellent.
Wow, was there EVER some discussion about the hori-hori on social media after I posted my thoughts earlier this week. Perhaps some day I’ll buy myself a root slayer and see if the hype is real. I love the fact that my long reach pruners have the ability to hold a branch that has been cut so I can pull it out of the living branches, but a weeder’s picker-upper is a new one on me. Well done Charles! – MW
That Charles made weedpuller-upper needs a manufacturer. It’s so obvious. Wonder if someone on here will turn up an existing one?
The shovel is one of my favorites, one of a number of Radius tools. https://radiusgarden.com/collections/pro-stainless-steel-tools
A client gave me a Radius Rootslayer shovel, which is has a round handle like yours but with deadly teeth on each side of the blade and a razor sharp edge on the bottom. I love this shovel and use with care, hoping not to cut off a toe. I’m with you on the phone as a necessary tool, but I also keep a pocket notebook that has an elastic to keep me from losing the pen. I like to keep notes, but hate typing on the phone. I think Charles has made a brilliant tool, but I’m not a fan of extendable hoses, because they always always break. Much better is the Zero G lightweight hose, which is both tough and lightweight.
O! I want deadly teeth as well! Must find some….. ! Your preferred hose is noted – but then Charles’s hose repairing skills might all be wasted.
My favorite shovel is a spearhead. I bought my first one at the Philadelphia Flower Show, but now they’re easily found online. The original Spearhead comes with a long or short handle and is available in a variety of colors. I have several and everyone who has dug divisions from my garden goes directly home to order one. Even the young, strong men I occasionally hire to help with backbreaking jobs prefer that to any other shovel in my shed, which is why I own several. Last time I saw the spearhead booth at the flower show, I stopped all the women walking by and told them they MUST take one or two home.
I will never get over the idea of digging with a shovel !!!!!!