My current lawn

All this talk about delawning and Organic Lawn Care can really turn a girl off the golf course look, ya know.  Not to mention wanting to avoid those loud, polluting mowers and blowers.  Plus, we’re seeing some fabulous replacements for lawns – like the to-die-for native Texas look in the gardens of Austin. Compared to all of them, lawns look awfully uninspired.

Damn Mowers

I have to carry my lawnmower down some very rough stone steps to get to that lawn. Ugh. So I decided it was time to find myself a cute little electric mower I could carry – done.  The cord’s a pain but what do you expect for just over 100 bucks?  And I totally loved it – until it died after 5 mowings.

The Meadow Experiment

Then with my cute mower awaiting repair, I had a gardening brainstorm, or so it seemed – I’ll just let the damn grass grow!  FREE THE GRASS – that’s the spirit! After all, the clover I’d been adding was already creating a nice meadow look.  So my new plan was to somehow manage to keep my little front lawn mowed but in the privacy of my backyard I’d take a giant step from naturalistic to, well, nature.  I was psyched.

So, how do you like the look?  SO far, I like the look okay but don’t enjoy walking -more like trudging – through 2′ grass. And as the summer wore on, of course, there’s no telling how high it would have gotten but I’ll never know because suddenly my meadow had lost its romantic aura and I felt a urgent urge to CUT THE DAMN GRASS.

Lesson Learned

And what did it take the mow the 2′ high meadow? Mowing 3 times, plus crucial help from a sythe – but finally it’s back to normal. And I learned a lesson – not just that grass grows taller than I’d have guessed but a lesson about human nature itself.  We don’t want high grasses around our homes, nosiree.  We don’t feel safe unless we can see those predators approaching, an imperative that really came home to me when the snakes started scurrying away from my mower.  So I asserted my homo sapien dominance, drove the larger wildlife from my grass, and reestablished it as the clearing around my homestead.  I guess I’m a savannah animal after all.

More on Meadows (behind a paywall)

There’s a good overview from the National Arboretum’s Scott Aker in the Washington Post.  Just scroll to his second Q&A for what  I would title “The Hard Truth About Meadows”.   Now maybe if I’d just reread it myself a few weeks ago.

Is Clover the Answer?

My recent research on meadows (we gardeners simply define our mistakes as research) brings up another hypothesis to be tested: that clover – naturally short, self-fertilizing because it fixes nitrogen, excellent provider of nectar for the bees – might just be the answer.  Or maybe a clover path through the tall grass?  Readers, what are your ideas for a no-mow-lawn-open-space-meadow type thingie?