If you’ve ever thought of edging a flower bed with proper professional stuff, you may have been astonished to find that the makers of garden edging assume you live in a flat garden. With no lumps or bumps. And nice even curves. Weird.
Well, Veddw’s not like that and we still have edging issues. But this is about a sorted fencing issue in this lumpy landscape which may be useful to some other lumpy people. My apologies if you are such a keen Veddw follower that this is old hat and boring.
This was the fence at its best and when it featured on the front of Charles’s book.

And on the book:

Though I notice that even there it has a wonky strut.
The problem that this fence addresses is:
a. It sits on a boundary and so has to be in precisely that spot.
b. The ground it sits on is full of boulders and odd rocks. So it’s not flat. It’s impossible to put in supporting posts because you can’t bash anything into the ground.
c. It is hiding an ugly chain link boundary fence.
d. The ground slopes, so you can’t get a nice level top.
e. The field behind is a couple of feet lower and belongs to someone else.
Hence the roofing laths or roofing battens. They are mounted on long planks and it is the planks which are supported at either end. The battens are all different lengths so that the lack of flat is no longer obvious. (I’m clever, don’t you think??) And they are pressure treated against rot. Which means they last a whole week! (If you’re lucky. Who’d use wood?)
Sounds simple. It was a nightmare to make and a nightmare to repair. We have done both, working together. The battens when mounted on a plank, with great difficulty, are very heavy. And then have to be put in place, and kept in place while secured. It was not fun.

By now (2026) the fence was looking like the above. Things were growing up it and they were helping to disguise the fact that it was rotting. Not all of it but a sad lot of it. We thought of letting the ivy totally cover it. We have such an ivy fence elsewhere. But it would be a loss. I love this fence.
Then, what do you know, that really useful bloke of mine started work on it. This was in a heatwave!!!!! (He was quite a find, that man, don’t you think? Well spotted, me)


So now it is mended and back to its former glory. Phew. And maybe this thing is a good idea for someone out there, needing a fence. I do hope so. Here it is:

Do ignore the grotty damaged foliage at the bottom. Can’t make an omelette…..
and:



Is it the view beyond that makes it special?
That is a wonderful fence, worth rescuing! When you had the original idea for it, I hope you recognized your own brilliance (despite the materials and the difficulty in construction and placement – what alternatives did you have anyway)? A great idea needs to be maintained, especially when all that effort went into its creation. A special congratulations/pat on the back to Charles as well – I imagine he is mighty satisfied with the fruits of his hard work in the heat!
Thank you, Stephanie and yes, we are both pleased to see it brought back to life again. Interesting to wonder what alternatives we might have had!
I love it, Anne! I have a small area that already has a boring picket fence behind it. Two parts divided by a large oak tree. I’ve been trying to figure out how to jazz it up a bit. Paint it black? Move it further back so it behind the oak tree? Well now I know. Move it back, paint it black, and make the top look like your fence.
Because oh the large oak I put almost everything in large pots or planters of some kind. I have been using mostly green or black pots camouflaged somehow to try to make it look natural. But with the new-style black background I think I will now add some brightly-colored pots at multiple levels, and maybe some “artsy” stuff. I think this is going to be fun.
Great! And, yes – black makes a wonderful background for plants and pots in almost any colours. Playtime!
Clever idea. If only I needed a fence! I already have the slopes, rocks and boulders
It’s strange that there is an apparent assumption that our gardens are flat and rockless……
What a striking solution for an awkward problem, Anne. No, it isn’t just the view that makes it special – the whole concept and the execution of it are what makes it special! I’m with Susan C: If only I needed a fence ~
Thanks – and should you ever find you need a fence, do remember us!
That fence is awesome. I’m inspired. Maybe I can take the portion of my ugly ratty chain-link fence along the road and transform it as you have. Thank you!!!!
i think it would make a great roadside fence – people passing by will enjoy it.
Of all the wonderful solutions you two have come up with this the greatest.
My neighbor, a retired shipwright, will want to get ‘on it’ immediately. He will do anything, but if it is artistic it is hard hold him back. Of course he would want to use teak which would require me to sell my estate before I die, and of course the children would then be unhappy!
That sounds great. Sorry for the kids, but, hey! you only live once!
I love the fence and am delighted you were able to find a way to repair and keep it. Bravo!
We’ll keep it going for your next visit!
I love that fence. It is probably vastly more interesting than any other fence I have seen. Your “rants” get more and more intesting.
Oh, that’s a challenge…..
Beautiful in all seasons (especially autumn). That Charles of yours is definitely a keeper!
He is. He’s my favourite husband!
I’ve seen similar fences in our rural Appalachian area. Not nearly as good looking as Charles’. One had bird houses scattered on it. There is a fence made of salvaged wood doors painted in faded rainbow colors to hide a construction yard in a nearby town. Another house uses the chain link fence frame to dry clothes on. Don’t know what happened to the chain link.
Lots of inspiration, then?
Thanks, Anne for this stimulating and inspirational idea. Love the staccato musical vibe when snow capped. But if many gardeners duplicate it just like yours, that might trigger thoughts of it being a quirky cliche. Folks should contemplate variants: different board widths, angled board tops, shapes cut out between pairs of boards, graduated paint color from base to top. Adding interesting nails for vines to grow through. Such vines include all many of ivy plus but such things [that grow in USA zone 7] as Gelsemium (Carolina Jessamine vine) with vivid yellow flowers in spring. Lonicera ‘Major Wheeler with red flowers that hummingbirds love, etc.
Variations could be exciting. But having echoes across the Atlantic is exciting too.
…..but a nice level top wouldn’t be nearly as interesting and, in my opinion, wouldn’t draw the eye in like the bumpy one does. It’s a beauty.
Thanks. I guess the bumps could be patterned differently though, even just one up, one down….
Spectacular fence. Well done you, and kudos to brilliant Charles.
Thanks, Jenny!
Fabulous ❣️ Sometimes Art is the child of necessity ❣️