Ok, yes, we do have live ones.

Here’s a grass snake swimming in the pool at Veddw
But this one though isn’t an adder or a grass snake or even a slow worm. It’s a handrail. (Great name for a snake!)
How timely! Just as I get a sudden unexpected acute need for support in the garden, we get a rail. It was actually prompted by our feeling bad about seeing our visitors struggling to get down our steps to come and pay us or visit the loo.
And, I had for some time been thinking about how we could offer support in difficult places without getting to look institutional. It’s an ongoing challenge but the snake is our second solution. Here’s the first, in a rough track down a steep slope in the Coppice:

They look wonky but they are secure. And – not institutional, I think? I love them. They are wooden. Needing regular repainting – shame about that. Perfection is elusive.
The steps to the lawn had us puzzling over the problem for a long time. They don’t look bad from below, but they are rough and uneven,

Then someone, and it may have been Charles, had an inspiration. Well, two critical things:
Have a rail down the middle.
We’d always been looking at the sides and that never seemed right. But yes, have something down the middle.
And then – a snake!!
Who wouldn’t love to hang on to a snake to steady them down the steps? (No need to answer that – we loved the idea)
Charles searched for a local innovative and imaginative blacksmith and found Daniel. Who came to see just what it was that we wanted. And we started working it out:

It all looked possible, so Daniel went off to make it. And I sent him a snake’s head I happened to have, to help:

After a while, Daniel sent us a picture and asked if he was getting it right.

It looked very promising. And then the day came for the installation.
There it is!

And the work started, involving a diamond drill, which produced these:

Daniel acquired a useful helper:

And the snake was installed:

It rained and Daniel kept going….

Until:

Wouldn’t you love a little help from such a snake?

I’m very grateful.
Anyone out there have other ideas for people supports? I’d love to hear about them.
More Marion Cran next time! Promise.
Now that’s a handrail. Beautiful.
I love it!
Brilliant idea!
Just took us a few years…
Love the snake, both the live one and the metallic. As an older person who has a hard time with steps that lack hand holds, I can say that many of us will appreciate your efforts. My idea would have been a low wall next to the steps, with higher places to grab on to as needed, perhaps a vertical wavy look. Snake is so much better here.
We didn’t want to obstruct the view sideways which always made it harder to imagine what would work well.
LOVE it! Great idea, great implementation.
Thank you, Pat!
I had to install handrails here and there in a previous garden, to keep me from hurtling down quite an incline, so when we moved, we looked for a flat back yard! And as a survivor of two knee replacements and two back surgeries (one of which was a fusion-), I can tell you, you WILL get better, and you WILL be able to garden again, but perhaps with a little more help from assorted work-arounds! We are all wishing you well- it’s no fun!
Thank you. I take heart from your reassurance and kind thought.
As someone with two knee replacements and a hip replacement, I salute you! Your older self will appreciate the snake. Too often aids are overlooked in garden planning!
I expect we will need more similar inspirations!
Seems to me the coup was using the middle, which works whether you’re right- or left-handed. As for the snake’s charmingly wiggly shape, that merely gilds the lily. (Why do I think he’s a male snake? When I imagine his head at the bottom, he could be Nag or Nagina. Curious.)
So very sorry for your pain and most especially your humiliation(s).
Definitely male – and no idea why, either! Thank you for your sympathy. I believe I am recovering, touch wood….
It looks wonderful. The steps are so beautiful by themselves and now the rail makes them complete. What’s the metal? Will it stay shiny or will it gain a “patina”? (That’s a wicked cool word that I don’t get to use very often.) It would be lovely if it turns kind of greenish, wouldn’t it?
Good luck with your recovery. It’s no fun being held up by injury, surgery or any other pain.
It’s galvanised iron, so I think may stay the same. Though most things outdoors get one of those cool patinas over time. It’s not really shiny. Would be great greenish – but I think only copper would do that.
Thanks for your good wishes re my recovery, which is slow, but happening.
If it had a head at both ends it might be a hydra. It’s just fine and lovely with one head!
Now that would have been weird!!
Nice!
Kind!
Hi Anne, I need railings around my garden too. Snakes freak me out, though, so I would not have picked that design, but I am glad you like it, and it works for you two. I continually save large sticks and vines, hoping to fashion some handholds down slopes and steps. So far, I haven’t made anything. I guess I am waiting to fall (again). Have fun in your garden. Ann
Don’t fall!!!! That can be fatal! A snake has to be better than that!
I’m so sorry to read about your back pain. Get a sock aid and a reacher and look up how to use them for dressing on YouTube. Makes it so much easier (and less painful) to manage your own socks and knickers. Also, I love the snake. He’s beautiful
Thank you for the useful tips. And yes, he is. But how do i know it’s he?
I wasn’t presuming, only following what you said about him being male in a previous comment
I know – I didn’t think that. I’m still wondering if, given the snake is helpful, whether it’s not female. But don’t tell anyone I think like that….
I have paths I’ve made from recycled paving bricks, stones and concrete. All installed by me, incorrectly. Base? We don’t need a base, dirt is fine. So some of them are being replaced with smooth flat boring concrete to lessen my chances of falling.
Love the snake railing. I have a snake made from a file. He’s getting nice and rusty
Rust can look so good.
Not only is the snake lovely, I imagine he feels nice under your hand with that great texture!
Yes – you’re right. It is very satisfying using him. Just the right size handhold too.