so Here’s the before-and-after visual I’m seeing everywhere online – the lawn at the center of the White House Rose Garden, now ripped up and paved over.  Some of the “after” images look even worse – just a massive expanse of unadorned poured concrete. This photo shows the patterning and drainage holes.

So while commenters are going nuts, let’s dig deeper into what’s happening there.Photos of construction have been pretty shocking.

This photo and the next make me show my ignorance and ask – if these are individual pavers, what’s the blue tape for? And btw, what kind of pavers are they? 

Why is this being done?

Now to be honest, very few people are bemoaning the loss of turfgrass, which wasn’t the best surface for the many functions held there. Not to mention the usual reasons people hate lawns. And many of us defended the changes made during the first Trump term as long-planned and necessary. 

So about the removal of the lawn, many of us thought that maybe a brick or flagstone patio would keep women’s shoes dry, improve accessibility and even look good.  Could be classy! 

Is the “renovation” done?

But sorry, this most recent image posted by CNN’s Kaitlin Collins shows the project is just getting worse. Less classy by the day.

I posted this image to Reddit’s NoLawn subreddit and overwhelmingly, the commenters made fun of the yellow umbrellas, likening them to some male anatomy, mushroom-shaped of course.  Sadly, Reddit took down my post and other posts on the subject are missing the provocative umbrellas.