I devoted two sections of prime garden real estate to berries a few years ago. I bought all kinds of interesting varieties — tayberries, loganberries, thornless blackberries and a couple different varieties of raspberries. I fought hard to keep the weedy and aggressive Himalayan blackberries out of the patch, and, following the instructions in Stella Otto’s excellent BackYard Berry Book, I even put a few stakes in the ground and strung wire between them with the overly optimistic idea that I would actually train these berries up a trellis rather than allow them to grow into a tangled, unmanageable thicket.
      

But of course that didn’t happen. The berries laughed at my silly little trellis and quickly overpowered it. They invited the Himalayan blackberry back into the yard, like good girls inviting a couple of bikers to their Sweet Sixteen party.  That made it impossible for me to tell what was a weed and what was part of my summer fruit crop. To make it worse, the instructions for pruning berry vines were surprisingly complicated. Some varieties produce fruit off the first year’s growth, while others only fruit on canes that are two years old. You are supposed to set up some sort of trellising system that will allow you to keep track of the first year and the
second-year canes so that you cut off only the second-year canes after they’ve fruited. I can barely keep track of my car keys. There was no way I was actually going to make a system like this work.

Why pruning has to be so complicated is beyond me. Surely Mother Nature doesn’t differentiate between plants that bloom on first year’s growth and those that bloom on second year’s growth and destroy them accordingly.  So why should I?  I let the berries to do what they want to do and once a year I whack away at them when they get too unmanageable. (This is actually not a bad strategy and you do get some berries out of it, although it might
require a ladder and elbow length leather gloves to get at them. Hey, I’ve still got some of last year’s black berries in a Ziploc in the freezer. It works.)

So that’s what I did, finally: chopped down the thicket in its entirety, wading into the thorns with a pair of rusty pruning shears and some very inadequate gloves. It was painful and time-consuming work, but I did get some satisfaction out of taking the whole mess down indiscriminately. No more first-year canes, no more
fruiting canes, no more uninvited and poorly behaved Himalayan guests, nothing. The garden is bare. It looks like it’s been mugged.  Maybe that’ll teach it a lesson. My Day of Pruning is over for another year, and that’s all I care about.