I was stumped. I had been hacking and levering at a small stump for about a paragraph of swearwords. I would have sat down to rest and ponder upon the stump stumping me but the miserable relic was too small and had numerable jutting sawed-off points. I think the tenacious dead thing would have appreciated [...]
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Geoff Lewis on June 11, 2013 at 11:55 am This post has 10 responses.
This is the time when the newly emerged hostas look their freshest (“June Frost,” below)—no slug damage, leaves torn by the sprinkler, or other signs of wear yet. It’s also the weekend of our annual art festival, which brings “sunshine artists” from far and wide into my neighborhood. You’d...
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Elizabeth Licata on June 10, 2013 at 7:46 am This post has 5 responses.
There is a friendly dispute going on about who has the smallest…umm…park. That’s a big deal. In the U.S., Portland’s Mill Ends Park lays claim to the Lilliputian prize (2’ in diameter), but a challenge has come from Prince’s Park (15’ x 30’) in Burntwood, England. “Wait a minute,”...
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Allen Bush on June 6, 2013 at 8:24 am This post has 10 responses.
I’m not thoroughly anti-lawn, unlike some of my Lawn Reform comrades, especially the ones who live in desert climates. My beefs with turfgrass here on the Wet Coast are that it does virtually nothing for wildlife and that when it’s cared for in a certain way – the Scotts ideal...
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Susan Harris on May 30, 2013 at 7:04 pm This post has 21 responses.
Please listen to ProfessorRoush: you must plan your garden carefully rather than submit to the whims of spontaneous plant purchases and spectacular momentary blooms! Science suggests that in an infinite number of parallel universes, almost anything can happen. I’m sure, therefore, that somewhere out in the gardening universe, there exists a gardener who plans...
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James Roush on May 27, 2013 at 8:13 am This post has 30 responses.
by Lawn Reform Coalition Member Tom Christopher Like other members of the Lawn Reform Coalition, I believe that the contemporary model of lawn has got to go. It does have its virtues, though we critics tend to overlook them. For example, traditional lawn provides a relatively inexpensive and easy...
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Garden Rant on May 13, 2013 at 12:09 pm This post has 34 responses.
Anne Raver covered the newsworthy topic of Impatiens suffering from Downy Mildew Disease in her usual clear-headed way for the New York Times – or so I thought. This week they published comments by some dissenters, readers taking offense at Raver’s dissing of their beloved annuals. Raver had identified...
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Susan Harris on May 10, 2013 at 8:23 am This post has 25 responses.
Michael Pollan and Wendell Berry were in Louisville during the first week of May. They weren’t on the Derby celebrity runway that rainy day at Churchill Downs. That was left to Kid Rock, Smokey Robinson—among the few names I did know—plus dozens more B-list television, music and sports “stars”...
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Allen Bush on May 9, 2013 at 4:08 pm This post has 7 responses.
As a big fan of Organic Gardening Magazine, I take no pleasure in expressing my shock surprise at seeing this photo illustrating an otherwise wonderful article about growing wildlife-friendly gardens. The caption on the right says “Orange Boy watches wildlife from the front porch.” I don’t imagine he just...
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Susan Harris on May 7, 2013 at 4:08 pm This post has 46 responses.
Guest Rant by Geoff Lewis I would like to speak to the curious sport of bedding plants. Bedding plants – you know, big pansies, dwarf marigolds and their ilk. One’s vision is of an orgiastic colour melee: Vast flocks of the vegetative equivalent of Pekinese and/or Schitzu-Poodle crosses (schit-poos)...
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Geoff Lewis on April 30, 2013 at 10:09 am This post has 11 responses.
Thousands of red tulips have been planted in the Churchill Downs paddock and winner’s circle for this year’s Kentucky Derby. They were shipped from Holland months ago. Nearly 500 red roses will arrive from South America a few days before the race (the first Saturday in May) and be...
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Allen Bush on April 26, 2013 at 8:02 am This post has 5 responses.
Guest Rant by Will Raap Honey bees and wild pollinators need your help and need it now. Gardeners know that good pollination makes for better crops of tomatoes, cucumbers, apples and raspberries. And that’s especially true for certain commercial crops like almonds, which need to have 1 million honey...
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Garden Rant on April 25, 2013 at 7:26 am This post has 5 responses.
On a recent afternoon, after a day and a half of strenuous garden work, Professor Roush quit working and took a number of photos to convince himself, and all of you, that spring was beginning in Kansas. I was sidetracked, however, by the quick appearance of a small storm...
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James Roush on April 12, 2013 at 9:03 am This post has 6 responses.
When you think of plant hunting—Indiana Jones style—you usually think of faraway places. Throw in tall mountains, deep ravines, landslides and feuding warlords, and you might soon forget the plants. The story becomes more about the adventure. Andy Schmitz and Jeff Carstens haven’t been to China or India, but...
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Allen Bush on April 9, 2013 at 8:32 am This post has 5 responses.
The memorial to FDR has been a local favorite since it opened in 1997, and yesterday it was the first stop on my cherry blossom tour via bicycle. (You can get your own bike there via subway or rent one when you get downtown.) But like thousands of other...
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Susan Harris on April 5, 2013 at 8:26 am This post has 15 responses.
In the early days of the iPhone, we were ravening for gardening apps. After a while though, the craving just seemed to go away. I have several theories on that. It could be that our devices have become so essential to the tasks of multi-level communication, social media, mapping,...
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Elizabeth Licata on April 2, 2013 at 10:06 am This post has 5 responses.
Guest Rant by Evelyn Hadden Let’s face it, the outdoors is getting noisier, and not in a good way. It used to be that a person could find calm, quiet places even in the city — be it a park, a secluded backyard, or a low-traffic residential street. But...
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Garden Rant on March 21, 2013 at 6:55 am This post has 57 responses.
Armadillos have reached southern Kentucky, while the Asian longhorn beetle is poised just across the Ohio River in southern Ohio. Both are on the march to Louisville. The brown marmorated stink bug (BMSB) got here first. Armadillos (possums on the half-shell) root around like feral hogs and make a...
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Allen Bush on March 18, 2013 at 9:48 am This post has 9 responses.
Guest Rants in Verse by Jennifer Martenson For Whom the Leaf Blower Blows Consumer grade cost cutters available in mildly indifferent and turbo screw all y’all models* shift the burden of debris faster than you can say externality *inline deregulators sold separately Prélude à l’après-midi d’un leaf blower...
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Susan Harris on March 12, 2013 at 7:47 am This post has 24 responses.
Recently there was a lively garden-writer discussion on Facebook that began with this question: “I’m a member of several professional garden groups and a recurring theme that comes up is anti-master gardeners. Why?” Boy-oh-boy, did people have answers. One opined that Master Gardeners represent a “stale and stagnant status...
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Susan Harris on March 1, 2013 at 9:09 am This post has 145 responses.