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In Defense of the Undefensible

Beauty and the Beast: Michelle Beuerlein and the common hackberry in Spring Grove Cemetery and Arboretum in Cincinnati, Ohio.

Beauty and the Beast: Michelle Beuerlein and the common hackberry in Spring Grove Cemetery and Arboretum in Cincinnati, Ohio.

 Today’s Guest Rant by Scott Beuerlein shines a bright light on a maligned tree. The common hackberry deserves some love.

Long ago, in the early days of internet gardening chat groups someone started one of those “Best Ten Trees” discussions. I was approaching the apex of my rare-plant geekdom, and so I earnestly jumped in and argued for all the right things—Stewartia, two or three obscure Japanese maple cultivars, probably a Halesia, and then an oak or two just because. Others did more or less the same thing, all of us impressing each other with our carefully groomed tastes, countless past visits to top public gardens, and our encyclopedic grasp of Dirr. Things were going according to schedule.

Then everything blew up. Some guy did the unthinkable. He—and I remember this like it was yesterday—stated that he thought hackberry should be considered. Even now I struggle for the right words to describe the thoughts and emotions that immediately overcame me. Incredulous? Appalled? Gobsmacked? All I know is that after too short a recovery period my fingers clattered all over the keyboard and sent this spilling out into the world: “Hackberry? Have you ever seen a hackberry? Have you ever seen a tree?” What followed, of course, was a flurry of the kind of squabbling that only the semi-anonymity of the internet allows. In the end, the pro-hackberry contingent (a tiny minority) and the anti-hackberry mob (everyone else) more or less agreed to disagree.

Bark on the common hackberry.

Bark on the common hackberry.

The common hackberry is of course just that. Common. If it were to appear in a Dickens’ novel, it would do so as a street urchin. If it were in a 1970s TV crime show, it would be a hooker.  In a fairy tale, an ugly duckling would be its calling. In the landscape, hackberries are probably best known for their coarseness, their ubiquity, and their ability to grow out of an old toilet in the rubble where a crack house burned down. Hackberry leaves are pocked, puckered, pimpled, and even in the peak of health are a sick yellow-green. In the fall, they change to a color that makes you think the patient took a terrible turn for the worse. The bark is warty and rough. No fun to brush against, and an outright nightmare to cut up into logs. Its form somewhat resembles the writhing, tortured souls in Dante’s depiction of Hell. It’s the kind of plant that normally carries the specific epithet of vulgaris, because that about best describes it, but it’s actually called Celtis occidentalis. A loose translation: “Meh, the trashy American form of the trashy tree Greeks call Keltis.”

But here’s the thing. Humbling as it is to admit, the extreme state of being incredulous, appalled, and gobsmacked I had felt when that stupid guy said that stupid thing on the internet was matched a few years later when I—the vaunted rare-plant geek—stood slack jawed looking up at an enormous, grand, majestic beauty of a hackberry in a vestige old-growth savannah outside of Bloomington, Illinois.  Like the gawky, pimply, nerdy girls from High School whom not a jock could name in the cafeteria who winds up breaking hearts at the Ten Year Reunion, hackberries just need a little time. It occurred to me on my long ride home from Illinois that it is invariably Dickens’ street urchin who turns out to be the hero; that the 1970s crime show hooker always has a heart of gold; and in fairy tales it is the ugly duckling that becomes a swan.

Unfair competition. Fall color contest between (top, L-R) gingko, tulip poplar, red maple and (bottom L-R) flowering dogwood, blackgum and common hackberry.

Unfair competition. Fall color contest between (top, L-R) gingko, tulip poplar, red maple and (bottom L-R) flowering dogwood, blackgum and common hackberry.

I have to admit that even now, years later in my day to day life that I’m never overwhelmed by the beauty of hackberries growing along railroad tracks. Nor do those that grow from the cracks in the crumbling parking lots of long abandoned chemical factories move me to go buy one, but I can at least envision their potential. I’ve come to appreciate their scruffy toughness, and I really admire their incredible value for wildlife, serving as they do as a life source for countless species of insects and birds. Maybe the only such source in some of the most hopeless places.

If I were a politician, I suppose I would have to keep all this to myself and cling tightly to my original pompous position for fear of being accused of having waffled. I’d have to ignore my life changing experience and rigorously repress any intrusion of wisdom. I’d go on mocking hackberries in public, kissing chlorotic little Stewartia babies, smiling, shaking hands, and never once feel dirty about it. Thankfully, I’m not a politician. I’m just a horticulturist with callused hands, ruined knees, and an excess of attitude. And while I’m not going to plant a hackberry in my yard anytime soon, I’m glad that hackberries are a part of my everyday world. And somewhere out there in America, I trust, there’s still that guy, hopefully in good health, who once blithely tossed a differing opinion like a grenade into a chat room full of geeks.  I’d love to sit down with the dude, buy him a beer, and learn what I could about boxelder and poison ivy.

Scott Beuerlein is a Horticulturist at the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Gardens, working primarily on educational symposiums, trialing, and outreach. He is Chair of the Taking Root tree planting initiative and President of the Cincinnati Flower Growers Association. His home garden, after four years of editing, is only now recovering from years of crazed collecting and over-planting.

Posted by Scott Beuerlein on November 2, 2015 at 7:35 am, in the category Guest Rants, It's the Plants, Darling.

14 responses to “In Defense of the Undefensible”

  1. Ellen says:

    I have no opinion regarding the hackberry, which now that I think about it is how I’ll refer to the hairballs my cats regurgitate from now on. I wanted to thank you for such a great piece of writing. So colorful and funny! Thank you.

  2. Laura Munoz says:

    I wasn’t a hackberry fan starting out. When my husband and I purchased our property in Austin we cut down two trees–a hackberry and a cedar. I regret doing this now.

    I had no idea how beneficial hackberries were to wildlife. Working in a science dept., one professor had an ongoing experiment with native walking sticks, and what did they eat? Hackberry leaves.

    When I raised rabbits, the easiest “greens” to find and feed them were hackberry leaves.

    I have yet to see a beautiful hackberry tree, but now that I’ve moved and have a mature one in the backyard once again, I’m leaving it this time.

  3. A fun essay. Thanks for defending one of our native trees, an important wildlife resource. I often feel called upon to speak up for those last two you mentioned, the Box Elder and Poison Ivy. As usual, humans think only of themselves when they abhor these plants, both of them extremely valuable to wildlife. We have a Box Elder outside our kitchen door and it is wildlife central all year, especially in winter when its seeds still hang from the branches, offering late-season food when many other sources are long gone. In spring, the squirrels nip the bark and sip the sugar-rich sap (this IS a maple tree, after all!). Poison Ivy is also a valuable source of food and cover for wildlife, and its autumn color is unparalleled for beauty. Best observed from afar, of course.

  4. Lois says:

    In Rick Darke and Doug Tallamy’s book, The Living Landscape, the common hackberry (Celtis occidentalis) has ecological functions — providing pollen & nectar for bees, beetles, flies & caterpillars, as well as food for wintering, breeding, and migrating birds. “Several butterfly species develop only on Celtis.” Plus it’s good for shade and cooling.

  5. anne says:

    The hackberry tree sounds more like a movement than just a tree! I can see the flag waving now, as “Fanfare For the Common Man” plays in the background 🙂 Honestly, I’ve never heard of the tree before, do they grow in the Pacific Northwest? Great story, great writing!

  6. Joe Schmitt says:

    I, for one, am a diehard hackberry fan and proud of the dozen or so individuals and pairs that shade our urban lot. Not only are they reputedly very pollution resistant, they have the knack of showing up in exactly the right places, have a penchant for charming double trunks, and hold their yellow-green leaves late into the fall. While they cost me nothing, our concrete challenged neighborhood would be far poorer without them.

  7. anne says:

    Oh, and….do they actually have berries?

  8. Steve says:

    I’m a fan of hackberry. It can take a lot of abuse in extreme climates (cold, hot, dry), yet it attracts birds, squirrels, and the like. Makes a decent urban street tree.

    I was sorry to have to get mine removed, but it was a volunteer, and was growing directly beneath, and up into, the power lines.

    I also like its diagnostic warty bark.

  9. KathyG says:

    Interesting and fun article. Now that I have been gardening over a period of many decades, I find that many of my early, zealous opinions about various plants, planting methods, etc have mellowed or outright reversed. I wish I could write about these epiphanies with similar eloquence!

    Like Anne, I am in the Pacific Northwest (sort of — east of the Cascades in the sagebrush and juniper belt), and admit to never having seen a hackberry, though the name sounds familiar. I see from my Sunset Western Garden book that your Celtis occidentalis is indeed native to the Eastern US. The general description mentions ‘picturesque bark with corky warts and ridges’ as an admirable quality. Also, they are ‘deep rooting’, and ‘old trees in narrow planting strips expand in trunk diameter to nearly fill strips without producing surface roots or heaving sidewalks or curb’ — admirable for the urban gardener, no?

    Hackberries ‘tolerate strong wind, desert heat, and dry, alkaline soils.’ And I see there is a desert species C. pallida, and a western version C. reticulate. So hey — maybe there are other good reasons to plant poor old hackberry. At the very least, as SWGB says, it ‘lives longer and is superior to commonly planted Siberian elm’! We do have a lot of those around here and they are pretty much the crappiest tree going. Any elm defenders out there?

  10. Heather says:

    I have a giant old hackberry as my parkway tree. We love it’s characteristic bark and it’s ability to withstand heat, storms, and whatever else the Chicago area can throw at it. They do have small purple berries that are edible and taste like dates. However, it’s a pretty big seed for the size of the fruit, so mostly enjoyed by the wildlife. The downside to all those berries, is seedling hackberries in all the flower beds. Oh, well. It’s a magnificent shade tree at maturity and we enjoy the question mark and comma butterflies that call it home.

  11. Nell says:

    I’d never heard of hackberry until one sprang up at the back of a border, and I remember the excitement of keying it out (using an online tree key that I couldn’t find recently when trying to ID another seedling tree). I’d probably have cut it down at that point, when it was less than six feet tall, if it hadn’t turned out to be a native. A year or so later the Darke/Tallamy book cited in another comment made me even gladder I’d left it alone.

    Birds have now planted a bunch of different native trees here that I’d have been unlikely to buy and plant, but welcome: in addition to the hackberry, a wahoo, yellow buckeye, chestnut oak, tulip poplar, sassafras, and a few spicebushes.

  12. Carolyn B. Edwards says:

    We had a mature hackberry growing just outside the yard growing up. My older brothers had built a very rudimentary tree house in it years earlier. I loved climbing up to it with a pillow and a book to read in its shade. When the berries were ripe their little bit of sweetness was just an added bonus to a perfect Sunday afternoon on the farm.

  13. Frank Hyman says:

    Wow. This guy can write! 🙂

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