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Ellen DeGeneres ISO Gardener

Anyone following Nick the Gardener on the Ellen Show knows that she helped him  land a part in a sequel to the Magic Mike movie.

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So now she’s looking for a new gardener – click here to apply.  Must be “hot, strong, and have that extra somethin’ somethin’.”

I’m not a regular Ellen-watcher but have heard she does garden herself, or at least talks like she does.

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Posted by on October 23, 2014 at 7:33 am, in the category Watch Someone Else Do It.
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6 responses to “Ellen DeGeneres ISO Gardener”

  1. Joe Schmitt says:

    Not sure if I could replace Nick, but I could do a heckuva job as a real live garden gnome.

  2. A. Marina Fournier says:

    I suppose a lesbian can appreciate a well-formed male body…but I’ve really enjoyed chatting and working with what few women I was able to hire as gardeners. I don’t recall any of them as being particularly attractive–but I can say that for my male gardeners as well.

    I still miss the gay Pagan gardener I had in Santa Cruz–he and his partner both had braided beards, but Ed was tall, blond, and slender, while Sandy reminded me of Gimli (before the movies!). Sandy and I had a similar sense of humour, but Ed and I could talk plants and deisgn for hours. I miss them both, actually, as they were pleasant to be around.

  3. greg draiss says:

    Ellen just trying to avoid the fact she does not like men by pretending to like them on er show………

    Enough of the agenda

  4. Joe Schmitt says:

    Easy there, big guy. The agenda can easily be avoided – just don’t go to the meetings.

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