We have been rather sun-starved in the Pacific Northwest this spring, setting a record for the
longest stretch of sub-75F since records have been kept. It has been sometimes disheartening, though
the chicories, lettuces, peas and beets are happy. But tonight it is sunny and warm(ish) and I will
not rail against the weather. It is,
after all, pointless and irrational; rather like neocons screaming at the
cycles of the moon.
are some things I want to get off my chest.
I lift weights three days a week.
I make protein smoothies. It is a
big chest. Bear with me.
I was recently invited, kindly enough, to a rather celebrated landscape. It
was that type of garden that lots of money can make, though this one was sincere
and kindly attended to. I was entranced until we made our way towards the
heated pool. It was a gloriously sunny day and perhaps too hot for my comfort
zone (meaning that of 56F and raining). At this point, my host insisted on
demonstrating a tres-cool-pool-side terrace heater. I walked away quickly so he
would simply shut the g-damn thing off – a feat more deftly accomplished than
plugging the oil gusher in the Gulf of Mexico.
Earlier that day, I had been treated to lunch at a very nice restaurant. In
their landscape, as a means of welcome, was a roaring, dramatic tempest of
flames. It was too warm to sit in the sun, so we asked for shaded seating. At
our table, in the shadows, we were all slow-roasted by a propane torch.
hell? Experts now consider outdoor heaters to be the most inefficient use of energy on the
planet. Yet restaurants are welcoming customers to outdoor terraces by heating the out-of-doors.
After all, we just love that toasty feeling of warmth, don't we? Pelicans and herons drenched in oil can
attest. How about getting your ass out
of the chair and putting on a sweater? While
you are at it, don't bitch to me about
is the embarrassingly indulgent popularization of fire-as-entertainment. I recently perused a nationally respected
design publication. I should not mention
it's name, but its initials begin with Garden Design. There were no less than six large
advertisements for garden-fire systems,
and no less than three garden features that promoted the frivolous consumption
of fossil fuels. In my book, a designer or landscape architect that has to rely
on non-sustainable theatrics to make their work interesting should instead
be designing padded toilet seats.
Am I without
guilt? Absolutely not. We have a
greenhouse that we maintain with propane during the coldest temperatures of the
winter. We start our vegetable garden
there, and harvest produce from it
every month of the year. I also consume
electricity to circulate water through our landscape; from this system has
arisen a healthy population of frogs and a remarkably diverse spectrum of bird
life. Still, I attempt to justify. These
practices are consumptive and assuredly someday will be considered part and parcel
to the abject disregard of energy use by our contemporaries.
flagrant burning of fossil fuels for our sissified comfort and entertainment is
as transparent and troubling as it gets.
It is evocative of a flabby mind and fat bottom. It is like hanging a mirror in the garden and
then wondering why birds are found dead beneath. As gardeners, we should be better.
Photo credit: Living Water Aeration.Posted by Susan Harris on June 24, 2010 at 3:40 am, in the category Uncategorized.