This just in from the Onion:
WASHINGTON—In his first major gaffe since taking office, President
Obama accidentally stepped too close to the ferocious, man-eating
plants of the White House Rose Garden Monday and was nearly devoured
whole. According to witnesses, Obama was giving a tour to a group of
foreign dignitaries when he leaned against a fence and was pulled
headfirst into the pack of thorny stems and meat-eating flora that edge
the lawn. "I should have known it was almost feeding time," said a
surprisingly high-spirited Obama, whose neck and legs were still
covered with bandages.
Read the whole story here. I wonder if The Onion is in need of a full-time garden editor? Hmmmmm…Posted by Garden Rant on March 27, 2009 at 5:36 am, in the category Unusually Clever People.