And our friend Joe Lamp'l, too. Great reading.
- Felder to a "visitor" (presumably the NYT reporter): “You don’t have a garden?” he said. “Come on! Grow a pot of lettuce, man.”
- Felder comparing himself to a "fat old lizard".
- “I’m not a snob, but I’m outside in my bathrobe a lot, and in the mornings I look like Jesus’ drunk brother.”