problem with the iBulb is that eventually the batteries run out. Fortunately,
they’re rechargeable! Just the occasional application of some iBulb Energy
Granules and it will last for years and years. It will even get bigger and
produce additional smaller iBulbs of the same type (thus making the iBulb a
unique investment for the future). The only thing you may need to replace is the
iSoil, because having the latest version will ensure superior iBulb operation.
because customization is all the rage, you can choose among hundreds of
different shapes and colors for your iBulb. As with everything, there are
special edition iBulbs you can get that are more expensive, but they still use
the same iSoil, eWater, and other accessories you use for your other iBulbs.
Don’t you think everyone will have iBulbs on their Christmas lists with a modern
marketing frame around it? Don’t dried plums sound so much better than prunes?
And at least for me, I started gardening because of bulbs. Who can resist the
lure of “plant it once, never plant again!” when you love flowers more than you
love being dirty and sweaty? Of course, eventually you figure out that it’s fun
to be covered in iSoil and your kitchen window just isn’t big enough for the all
the iBulbs you like (oh, and there are tubers and corms and rhizomes, too!), so
you have to take it outside. And what happens when you start playing in the
outside iSoil with your iBulbs? You’re gardening.