All right, let’s say we can all get past Wet Betty’s name and visuals,
as unlikely as that is, and look at what’s inside. Well, turns out this little
hottie contains terpenoids – who knew? – and "natural
saponins derived from Yucca and Quillaja". The
text brags that this is the "best non-ionic surfactant" there is and
god, isn’t that just the kind of surfactant we all want?
So back to you, Brya. Now that you’ve succeeded in getting my
attention, who or what are you? Meanwhile, Readers, help me out here.
WHAT’S UP WITH THE BYLINE?
Here in my corner of the Rant it kinda looks
like I’m staking out my territory, doesn’t it? I’m still pondering the
cosmic meaning of this change but in the meantime, at least my friends
can find my stuff.